Originally Posted by
Lambkin55
I escaped from the Illinois Department of Corrections in 2004.
By riding bike, left in a prearranged hiding place, I was able to get out of the county before they even started looking for me.
It has been 20 years now with no police interactions in my life because I live a bicycle only life!
---SO--- I do indeed enjoy the secrecy of my bike!!!!!
We knew where you've been the whole time, but we were too busy to pick you up.
- Warden Werkawicz