I work at a substance abuse rehab center, and patients often ask me strange things as I wheel my bike out of the office at the end of the day. My favorite happened a while back as I was walking the bike down the sidewalk to the exit road, a male patient asked "hey, do you work here? why do you get a bike?" and my reply was to hop on the bike and say "I'm escaping, don't tell anyone!" as I rode off... The look on his face the next morning when I showed up to work was priceless. He honestly thought I was a patient fleeing by bicycle and was so confused about why I rode back in the next morning
