I have a black chopper named "DUI" (pronounced 'Dewey') because that's the state of mind I was in when I thought of it and it's the state of mind I'm usually in when riding it. I also have a cruiser named Petunia because it looked like a Petunia. I've had 15+ bikes in my life and these are the only two I've named. Most of my bikes are called what they are, (The Road Bike, The Fixedgear, Hardtail, etc.), but I thought these two bikes had enough flair to deserve names.