Originally Posted by
mr_bill
Lucas Brunelle flows so well that after he clobbered a pedestrian while "flowing" through a red light, he tried to push her into a cab for the hospital. The cabbie objected, things quickly escalated (because Lucas), Lucas got beat the <expletive deleted> up, and the cabbie ended up in jail.
The flow-er played the victim card, the flow-er wasn't cited because the police didn't see him run the red light, and the flow-ee recovered. I'm sure she has fond memories of the flow-er.
He also recently flowed into the not quite frozen Charles River.
Quite the guy.
-mr. bill
Their fun trumps everything else, I guess.
Fudge 'em, they're complete jerks and morons.