Originally Posted by indyfabz

Sometimes timing is everything.

I was walking back from lunch today when I saw a woman trying to get change out of the parking kiosk across the street from my building entrance. I think she was not wearing pants, only a long t-shirt that came down mid-thigh. My bike was parked 20' away. Being a savvy city boy, I had good idea of what was likely to happen next. Sure enough, she drifted over to my bike and started to unzip my saddle bag. I quickly put a stop to her actions. You don't **** with a man's saddle bag.