Ellen : What are you looking at?
Clark : Oh, the silent majesty of a winter's morn... the clean, cool chill of the holiday air... an ******* in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer...
[Eddie, in the driveway, is draining the RV's toilet]
Eddie : ****ter was full.
Clark : Ah, yeah. You checked our ****ters, honey?
Ellen : Clark, please. He doesn't know any better.
Clark : He oughta know it's illegal. That's a storm sewer. If it fills with gas, I pity the person who lights a match within ten yards of it.
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