Fashion statements on bikes? You shave your fricken legs but aren’t paid to. You want to shove a bunch of pokey things in your pockets so your thumper kewl arrow bike thtayth kewl looking when you’re not on it? Are you somehow still stuck in 5th grade? What a bunch of judgemental lunch noodles you guys are.
How many of these “I was certain that I was so cool. I still do, but maybe now I’m less sure about how cool I look while riding a bicycle.” threads need to be created?
I will I’ll pay $10.000 to the first one of you who can find someone who daily drives a Pontiac Grand Prix and thinks that any of your racey bikey outfits look cool with or without things stuffed into the back pocket and that they can come to a 100% determination that a Venge looks cooler with or without any type of bar bag- little burrito type or a big ol Rando sack.
How disconnected from reality are you guys?