diphthong

i'd love to post multiple polls about these items but technically inept so i'll just lump them all together here in one giant trash heap

what are the odds that:


rider/riders crash into road furniture? how many stages does it occur?


more than five riders bounce due to "olympic commitments?"


moto/team car crashes into a rider/riders? how many stages?


bou-bou's over/under of stages before he gets booted/dq'd?


rider/riders get routed incorrectly and lose out on a potential stage win?


someone goes rohan dennis and pulls his own ripcord due to a disagreement with team/teammate(s)/race judges?


a dog (or horse) gets loose on the course a wipes out a rider(s) while the owner acts like it's the rider's fault? how many dogs this year?


a spectator gets punched? how many? this plus how many fist/slap fights between racing competitors?


cav pulls a cav and gets someone else dq'd/relegated?


a rider celebrates too early and loses out on a victory?


someone pulls the 2.0 version of jungels vs higuita? whoops!


a team has a bike(s) stolen during the proceedings?


a rider does the bjarne riis memorial bike throw?


a rider misses their tt start time?


a rider gets relegated/dq's for irregular riding/deviating from their line/riding dangerously? does it happen before the first tt?


the amount of riders finishing the race is > 145?


feel free to add your queries...