Originally Posted by
bluemule
Opossum.
I once strapped a roadkill wild turkey to the back rack on my Miyata and brought it home. I had been through an hour before, so I knew it was just killed. I found some wire where some grave decorations had been thrown away and wired his legs to the rack. As soon as I got up to speed his wings came loose and he flapped all the way home. I bet it was quite the site for the couple cars I met.