Larry: Hey babe! I got me some foot retention. Thanks for the tip--now I can totally pull up.
Old boyfriend dude: What? You better not be trying to pull up on my girl!
Cutie with kind of a "daddy" thing: Sorry, Larry. He pulls up too, plus he gets fully dressed before a ride. And he doesn't have DIY copper pipe aero bars. Oh, watch out! Sharp curve... Larry, you have too much speed!... Crap, he crashed again. I should have recommended a helmet.
Last edited by Broctoon; 07-29-21 at 10:27 AM.