Originally Posted by cyccommute

No. Where’s a chemist when you need one. Chemical engineers are just plumbers who know a (very) little about chemistry

My favorite nerd joke: A chemist and a chemical engineer walk into a bathroom. They do their business and the chemical engineer walks to the sink. The chemist starts walking out the door. The chemical engineer says “Hey, buddy! In chemical engineer school, they taught us to wash our hands after going to the bathroom!”

The chemist replies “Well, in chemistry school, they taught us not to pee on our hands.”