Originally Posted by
veganbikes
But if we don't support Jeff Bezos, how will he stay a multi-billionaire? If we don't buy the knock off pedals and panniers, he could become just a billionaire or worse a multi-millionaire. The poor guy lost money because his thieving hoooor of a ex-wife stole half of his hard earned billions and now he is just barely worth 161.1 billion dollars. His employees have to work knowing he is basically in the poor house, he gives them everything from free employee saunas while working and employees can wash their own pants while on the job with clean sterile urine so they aren't working in dirty pants all the time. He even gives permanent time off for employees with breast cancer and he has on call mental health people for when you are feeling blue about Jeff Bezos not being nearly rich enough. Some people might call it emergency services and say it is a a public thing but without Jeff Bezos they wouldn't even have had a need to visit 189 times. He also helps free local businesses from the burden of being in business.
He is just such a loving, caring individual and it is an absolute shame that he is always being slandered and maligned. Hasn't the poor man suffered enough?
Did you take your pills today?