Originally Posted by
noodle soup
In the past 12 years I've broken 12 ribs, my left fibula, right clavicle and scapula, punctured/collapsed a lung, fractured C1 + C2 and the base of my skull. I also had 3 surgeries to repair a torn large intestine.
Other than that, nothing major.
If you’re that desperate to get a handicap, take up golf.