Originally Posted by
LarrySellerz
I guessed her weight at 130 and she is actually like 105 but she wasn't offended lol
Larry! You should ALWAYS low-ball on age and weight. If you think she's about 35 years old and tipping the scales at a buck and a quarter, you say, "What are you, like 100... 110 pounds? You can't be more than 28 years old, right?" You will never, ever go wrong with this approach.
Next you're going to tell us when you found out she's single you said, "Yeah, I would have guessed that." (The right response would be, in the most sincere tone you can muster, "No way, how do you not have at least 20 guys chasing you?")