"Mumble mumble mumble... then *something* happened and I put it on a hook... mumble mumble mumble... Should I trade the frame for the next size?"
How about you stop being cutesy, trying to make it about something that it's not, and actually talk about what your issue is? At this point, it sounds to me like life happened, you fell out of shape and now you want to blame it on an inanimate object.