- I have trespassed on blocked new roads to claim them.
- I have Idaho Stopped.
- I have filtered through traffic, risking the wrath of the passive-aggressive Texas driver's accidentally-on-purpose dooring. Bless their hearts.
- I have scorned the MUPpet warrior and pseudo-intellectual anti-A&Per.
- I have MIPSed and SPINed my noggin with polycarbonate and EPS mushrooms.
- I have worn Lycra and Spandex on my hybrid for casual rides.
- I have worn baggy shorts and t-shirts on my road bike.
- I have put turkey leg safety levers and dork discs *back* on a 1970s hi-ten drop bar bike. Because it was period correct and amused me.
All these I have done and more in the service of The Divine Ride.