This is one of the best threads in months.
- I've performed the Idaho stops.
- I've peed outdoors.
- I've ridden on a closed road.
- I've kissed a girl while riding, but we both instantly paid for that with an intertwined handlebars crash.
- I've paid more for bikes and equipment than I've admitted to my wife.
- I've yelled obscenities to bad or aggressive drivers.
- I've ridden an entire ride without pulling, then challenged others by pulling ahead at the end. (That was the most difficult one to admit)