The Golden Boy 

I drove down to some place in Illinois for my Trek 400 Elance. I had a fever and was in a rented car. It was only like 106 miles, but it felt like 6 days driving being all sick and stuff.

(There are 106 miles to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.)

I was also deathly sick when I drove like 60 miles to pick up my Trek 620.