Originally Posted by
grantelmwood
1) ...........that I did not turn on Strava!
OK I'll play along..
2) I forgot to attach my fender and there are wet patches from recent rain
3) My backup water bottle is in fact empty
4) I forgot my light and I won't be home until well after dark
5) There's latex all over from a sealed puncture I never heard
6) I'm not getting the usual texts popping up on my head unit because I forgot my phone