Originally Posted by Trsnrtr

I’m not a big fan of sushi, but I do pick some up occasionally. Last night, I got a hot and spicy carry out box and because I’m old and senile, looked in the box at a side of green goop and wondering why there was avocado in there, I spooned the whole glop in to my mouth

Pro tip: Don’t spoon a heaping tablespoon of wasabi into your mouth at one time.