Seriously, you could try "horrible weather outdoor adventure man" as an alternative. I'm not being snarky, though I do love to do that. You could approach off-season as a new persona, like "skier on a bike." Maybe a hard-tail mountain bike with full cold-weather kit, face mask, super gloves, shoe covers, the works. Snow, sleet, salt, storms, you don't care, you're sasquatch on a bike, IRL... Not that unusual around here, lots of posters are nasty-weather players. You said "something different" ... And no one seems to be saying that any of the alternatives are that good.