Originally Posted by
MoAlpha
For our owner, we would need one from the Colorado School of Mines. He’s the black sheep of a prominent RI Quaker family, didn’t go to Brown, made it big in the oil patch, and comes off like an edgy, non-teatotalling, GWB.
The Orediggers! They don't have a nautical tradition, though. Should be able to appeal to his Quaker sense of reason. Or bribe him with some oatmeal if that doesn't work.