Originally Posted by
bampilot06
...I realized I didn’t know what to do. We don’t have tornados where I am from, so I sat by the window waiting for a cow to fly by.
If you don't have basement access, there's not much else you can do, but they say to stay away from windows. Motel bathrooms are often safe these days, sometimes the closet is better.
And since you're in Wisconsin you should probably try to work beer into the equation somehow