What with all the attempted trolling on this forum lately, you gave me a good laugh. Some well-placed mockery rarely goes awry.
As to the question, unless you're competing for money you'd have to be apocalyptically stupid to intentionally choose the reliability disadvantage of indexing shifters. The real problem is the proliferation of weak, fad-following minds who insist upon dressing up like Power Rangers and pretending that spending money makes them good at something which nobody cares about.
Am I doing it right?