Originally Posted by Broctoon

I'm no doctor, but I found a handy chart, posted below. By "found" I mean I created it just now, based on extensive research my own guesses.

The X axis is your resting heart rate, and Y is the likelihood you will soon die of natural causes.

Saving lives or inciting unwarranted panic? You decide how to judge the services I provide here at Bike Forums.

(Disclaimers: This data is applicable to adult humans. If you're a hummingbird or elephant or something like that, consult your cardiologist before freaking out. Broctoon, Bike Forums, and its administrators, moderators, owners, supporters, and advertisers assume no legal liability for outcomes resulting from use of this data.)