Is it really that hard for a person in Seattle to understand that even if you do skewer that windmill you're tilting at and get a notification that you've been in the sun long enough, you need to plan for what you're going to do after that notification? And that if it's more than "stop going around the block and go inside" it's probably going to be whatever you were trying to avoid in the first place, whether it's sunscreen, sun block, sun sleeves and Da Brim, or whatever?