You know you are old when ...
... washing, clay barring, polishing and waxing the car hurts. When climbing the stairs hurts. When twisting the jar hurts. When wiping hurts. Or when the weekly "therapy" sessions with the gang results in the primary topics being comparing of scars and who's got the most aches and pains.
Yeah, well. Could be worse. Halley's Comet could "hang a right" at my street, next time 'round ... only 39yrs to wait for the next possibility.