Grrr. Some fuggin' ahole goes and parks his behemoth SUV in front of my garage. He comes out of the mixed use/condo building across the alley and I'm like, "is this you?" [motioning to the vehicle]
"Yeah."
"Okay, well I'd appreciate it if you didn't park here."
"Really? Why not?"
"Because this is my driveway? Because this is my property?"
"Do you need to get out of your garage right now?"
"Doesn't matter whether I do or not. Do you see that parking space right there? [pointing to a space on the street literally 15 feet away]"
"Yeah, I can't park there."
"Sure you can."
"Not with this construction," [motioning to construction at the intersection that has absolutely no bearing on the parking space].
"If you believe that, fine, but that's not my problem."
"Come on, man - WE'RE NEIGHBORS!"
"You live here?" [motioning to the condos]
"Yeah!"
"Well, that's news to me - I've never seen you in my life. Maybe you should have introduced yourself before you presumed this entitlement."
And with that, he GTFO. But dude... WTF?
