This site could use a little levity.
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/dail...s-on-your-left
Extract
Cyclist says: On your left.
My brain says: There’s a cyclist approaching on your left, so don’t walk in that direction.
What my body does: Moves left.
Cyclist says: On your left.
My brain says: “On your left” means don’t move left.
What my body does: Moves left.