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Old 01-17-22, 08:28 AM
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Originally Posted by burnthesheep
I say we take 20 of the top trolls and Freds from Bikeforums and dangle out a $100k prize to do a one year transformation reality show. Each week are a series of challenges..... physiological, bike handling, basic wrenching, bike "science", accepting bottles from a team car, eating from a musset, etc....... Meanwhile each week, a group works with them on training and nutrition. End of week the bottom half have to race it out on whatever the race event is that week. The bottom two in the race are eliminated. The top rider each week gets the "leader's jersey" for the next week. Final week, instead of a two person time trial..........each person gets to pick their squad "sandlot" style for a final race. The eliminated riders you choose are your team. You get a week to prep as a team for a known course. Then race for the final episode.

Winner gets to marry a millionaire. Or a bicycle.
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