i'd love to post multiple polls about these items but technically inept so i'll just lump them all together here in one giant trash heap
what are the odds that:
rider/riders crash into road furniture? how many stages does it occur?
more than five riders bounce due to "olympic commitments?"
moto/team car crashes into a rider/riders? how many stages?
bou-bou's over/under of stages before he gets booted/dq'd?
rider/riders get routed incorrectly and lose out on a potential stage win?
someone goes rohan dennis and pulls his own ripcord due to a disagreement with team/teammate(s)/race judges?
a dog (or horse) gets loose on the course a wipes out a rider(s) while the owner acts like it's the rider's fault? how many dogs this year?
a spectator gets punched? how many? this plus how many fist/slap fights between racing competitors?
cav pulls a cav and gets someone else dq'd/relegated?
a rider celebrates too early and loses out on a victory?
someone pulls the 2.0 version of jungels vs higuita? whoops!
a team has a bike(s) stolen during the proceedings?
a rider does the bjarne riis memorial bike throw?
a rider misses their tt start time?
a rider gets relegated/dq's for irregular riding/deviating from their line/riding dangerously? does it happen before the first tt?
the amount of riders finishing the race is > 145?
feel free to add your queries...
Last edited by diphthong; 06-25-21 at 12:31 PM.