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Old 02-14-22, 05:45 PM
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I got one of those clickbait-y WebMD emails - "How to have the best sex of your life!", so I have to share this joke:

A middle aged housewife sees an article in Cosmo - "How to supercharge your sex life!" She reads it, and prepares things for when her husband comes home from work.

She greets him at the door, and asks, "Would you like to have Super Sex?"

And he answers, "What kind of soup?"

(We refer to this joke so often in my family that The Younger Boy now crosses his arms across his chest a la Black Panther and says, "Wakanda Soup?")
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