Originally Posted by
indyfabz
Prepare to be branded a grumpy troll thingamajig, or whatever, especially since you pointed out the issues with the OP's contraption.
I prefer the term you coined above:
Grouchy Scolder. Could be straight out of Dickens; has a nice, descriptive ring to it, like 'Artful Dodger' or 'M'Choakumchild.'
I, for one, would be quite happy being referred to as a
Grouchy Scolder.