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Now, maybe the solution is to just order a bike off of eBay. Bring the bike to me.
...you're welcome. This forum has historically been littered with complaints about ebay purchases of bikes. Many times it takes the form of something wrong with the frame that could have been spotted with an in person examination. Other times it takes the form of a terrible packing job for shipping. They do look tempting on there, but getting one to your house is not always as easy as it seems.
I'm not trying to rain on your parade, because it does seem like you are located someplace where everything you see on CL is a distant drive away.
But those are the facts as I understand them.