Originally Posted by
donheff
A good opportunity to answer loudly, "It going pretty good overall but I am a bit constipated. I have been sitting on this John for 10 minutes and nothing but gas is moving."
I used to be considered rude, but now people must be connected to their phones 25 hours a day, 8 days a week, 53 weeks a year, so there is no unacceptable place to be on the phone.....
I have a better solution, you don't need to say anything, just drop a death bomb... You know, a silent, but deadly gas cloud that requires hours of fumigation to eradicate.... Let the person on the phone explain why they are choking and sputtering...