Hot young folks
- close eyes (LEAVE ON EYE OPEN)
Diminished athletic ability
- Train smarter (JUST TRY AND AT LEAST KEEP WHATS LEFT)
- Change geography (MINIMIZE GEOGRAPHY)
- Move to where you have no PRs (PRs WHATS THAT)
Frequent urination
- Urinate frequently (GOT IT)
Tinnitus
- Loud music (BACK OFF ON NSAIDS)
- Beer (WATER JUST FINE)
Facing mortality
- Increase risk taking since there's less to lose (EVERY DAY HANG ON TO WHAT YA GOT LEFT)
- Consider the alternative of this **** continuing (BLESS THE GOOD DAYS)
Becoming a curmudgeon
- Cultivated young friends (NO ONE LIKES A CURMUDGEON, EVEN YOURSELF)
- Ride a bike (OFTEN)
- Drink beer (WATER JUST FINE)
Body falling apart
- Denial (FIX IT IF YOU CAN AND ADAPT)
- Loose clothing (COMFORTABLE CLOTHING, COVER YOUR HANDICAPS IF YOU CAN, TED HOSE, BACK BRACE, FAT ROLLS, HEARING AIDS, CARPEL TUNNEL SUPPORT, AND ODOR)
- Drink beer (WATER JUST FINE)
I would add to care for those around you. Some how it always gives ya a good return. I think there was a really famous guy who said something like this almost two thousand years ago... Ha
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Last edited by zandoval; 05-17-22 at 07:11 PM.