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Old 03-21-22, 12:11 PM
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mr_bill
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According to my dad, if you keep fly fishing past dusk you won't catch any fish, but you will catch a bat.

Never sure if this was one of his "fish" stories, but he told it regularly.

Along with never sneak up on a fly fisherman, especially if you his older brother. You might get caught. At least for this one there was physical evidence (a scar). If not true, good cover story.

Edit:

Fifteen years? Argh, even “real” zombies expire after a decade.

But, two years ago, shopping list:

Vampires: Wooden stakes, Lots of Garlic
Werewolves: Silver Crosses, Lots of Wolfsbane
Zombies: Shotguns, Lots of Shotgun Shells
Corona Viruses: Cases and Cases of TP

-mr. bill

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