Originally Posted by
Velo Vol
Boringest series ever pitch: Bicycle Mechanic CSI. A bicycle expert uses bike evidence to solve crimes.
Every show opens with the head of the CSI department dropping a bon mot, then doing that elaborate head-turning thing we all do to put on our sunglasses so they ear pieces go outside the helmet straps.
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