i caught my dad with my gf
06-22-09, 08:32 AM
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i caught my dad with my gf
I've had my GF for 2 years now (practically lives with me) - small white, petite thang, cooks for me, always been good to me.
I go away on holiday for a week, come back and something just doesn't seem right. I asked my Father if he had seen anything happen with my GF and he acts clueless.
So fast forward to 3 weeks later... I'm coming home from work when BAM clear as day, right in my Kitchen I catch my Father red handed with his meat in my GF.
I was pissed, told him to get his meat out of GF and GTFO, needless to say my GF got turned off. I just couldn't get over it and that night kicked my GF to the curb.
Now it's been 2 weeks since the incident and that I've been without my GF and about 10 minutes ago my Father had the audacity to ask my how my GF has been, when he's the damn reason we ain't together no more.
Should I get off the computer and start swinging at him?
OR
Pack my stuff and be on my way.
Here's pics of my GF for you guys as I know you'll ask
https://www.flyingcracker.com/Images/gfchamp.jpg
I go away on holiday for a week, come back and something just doesn't seem right. I asked my Father if he had seen anything happen with my GF and he acts clueless.
So fast forward to 3 weeks later... I'm coming home from work when BAM clear as day, right in my Kitchen I catch my Father red handed with his meat in my GF.
I was pissed, told him to get his meat out of GF and GTFO, needless to say my GF got turned off. I just couldn't get over it and that night kicked my GF to the curb.
Now it's been 2 weeks since the incident and that I've been without my GF and about 10 minutes ago my Father had the audacity to ask my how my GF has been, when he's the damn reason we ain't together no more.
Should I get off the computer and start swinging at him?
OR
Pack my stuff and be on my way.
Here's pics of my GF for you guys as I know you'll ask
https://www.flyingcracker.com/Images/gfchamp.jpg
06-22-09, 08:41 AM
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at first i was like O_O
and then i was like -_-
and then i was like -_-
06-22-09, 08:46 AM
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Wait guys, I get it.
See it's a metaphor, where his "girlfriend" is his fixed gear bike, and his "dad" is his older, less hip roommate. When he saw his less hip roommate riding around a fixed gear, ebawho decided it just wasn't cool any more and couldn't get over it. Now he's trying to decide whether he should fight his roommate for the right to the trend, or go off and find a new one.
A decent, relevant question if you ask me.
See it's a metaphor, where his "girlfriend" is his fixed gear bike, and his "dad" is his older, less hip roommate. When he saw his less hip roommate riding around a fixed gear, ebawho decided it just wasn't cool any more and couldn't get over it. Now he's trying to decide whether he should fight his roommate for the right to the trend, or go off and find a new one.
A decent, relevant question if you ask me.
06-22-09, 08:48 AM
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hey i thought were ment to talk about fixies here lol
06-22-09, 08:54 AM
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Didn't any of you click the link?
06-22-09, 09:05 AM
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There's no way I'm going to grill my bike and that thing... thanks but no thanks... 
06-22-09, 09:17 AM
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If your GF was bigger you could've both put your meat in. Or you could have waited 'til he was done and had sloppy seconds.
Either way, hopefully you have your dad around a lot longer, maybe get him a GF all his own!
Either way, hopefully you have your dad around a lot longer, maybe get him a GF all his own!
06-22-09, 09:21 AM
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Sometimes it even tastes better if there are some left over juices from the last guy.
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06-22-09, 12:09 PM
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awe man! hahaha yeah thanks that made my day!
06-22-09, 12:19 PM
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heh.
06-22-09, 12:26 PM
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haha i had to read it twice
06-22-09, 12:28 PM
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I've always been a fan of German comedy.
So much to choose from.
So much to choose from.
06-22-09, 12:38 PM
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this has been going around on every forum basicly...
06-22-09, 02:19 PM
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i caught my dad with my gf
06-22-09, 05:33 PM
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ha i wonder how many ppl just read the text and said that sucks and didnt click the pic...
06-22-09, 07:51 PM
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No one here ever gets any meat action. They're all vegan hipsters.
06-22-09, 07:53 PM
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