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Old 07-19-21, 06:19 PM
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fast isn't always better
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Old 07-19-21, 06:19 PM
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Originally Posted by gringomojado
Is faster better, always?
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Yes, except when it leads to a crash.
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Old 07-19-21, 06:38 PM
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Last time my wife and I were in Key West, we rented beach cruisers for a couple of days and enjoyed cruising the coastline and neighborhoods. Since they aren’t meant for speed, they were the ideal way to explore, take our time and enjoy a completely different cycling experience. Can’t say the tractor-like seat was the most comfortable but it sure was better than standing. Slow and relaxed has its place.

Edit: My wife and I usually ride 18-20+ MPH on the flats, so 5-6 MPH was quite the change.
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Old 07-19-21, 09:42 PM
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W H O O S H...

Amazing that some folks took this seriously.
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Old 07-20-21, 03:52 AM
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Originally Posted by Velikus
W H O O S H...

Amazing that some folks took this seriously.
So your preferred method of road cycling is a beach cruiser and you ride it at high speeds.
I knew it!
You didn’t actually just take one out once and completely fail at trying to explain the experience, like everyone else who commented believes
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Old 07-20-21, 04:48 AM
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Originally Posted by Velikus
W H O O S H...

Amazing that some folks took this seriously.
That's definitely not a "woosh." Obviously , no one thought the bit about who was passing you was serious, we have no way of knowing whether or not 5 mph is a real number, nor whether you really have that sentiment about cruisers. We still don't.
You posted some sarcastic remarks about cruisers and how slow they are, people have responded with why they like them and examples of people riding them fast. Who exactly do you think has missed the point?

It's a lousy comedian who blames the audience.

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Old 07-20-21, 05:09 AM
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Originally Posted by Velikus
What a horrific experience. I pedalled my guts out just to maintain a brisk 4.93 MPH. A toddler on a tricycle smoked me on the bikepath and a septuagenarian on crutches staked by, cackling as she left me in her dust. I was moving so slowly I could hear rocks eroding.

Who enjoys beach cruisers, masochists?

We'll see where you're at after age and cancer bounce you around a few times.
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Old 07-20-21, 08:28 AM
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Originally Posted by gringomojado
Is faster better, always?
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Originally Posted by gringomojado
fast isn't always better
I've heard people talking to themselves. I think your are the first I've seen writing to themselves!
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Old 07-20-21, 08:30 AM
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Originally Posted by Iride01
I've heard people talking to themselves. I think your are the first I've seen writing to themselves!

"Look ma! I'm my own echo chamber!"
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Old 07-20-21, 08:28 PM
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A dozen or so years ago I bought an early 50's Schwinn cruiser from a flea market. It was the kind with the old skip-tooth drive line, painted wheels, and a hard vinyl seat with springs. Being younger, dumb, and adventurous, I decided to do a century (miles) on this bike. It was a long, slow, all-day ride, but the bike made it, despite wearing old, cracked Goodyear tires which had likely been on the bike since Eisenhower was president. A cruiser is perfectly fine for riding in flat areas with rough pavements or dirt roads, and any bike is better than no bike at all.
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Old 07-21-21, 09:10 AM
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Originally Posted by Velikus
W H O O S H...

Amazing that some folks took this seriously.
Crap...I knew Trump's definition of "sarcastic" would worm its way into the popular lexicon.
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Old 07-21-21, 10:43 AM
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Originally Posted by livedarklions
....no one thought the bit about who was passing you was serious, we have no way of knowing whether or not 5 mph is a real number, nor whether you really have that sentiment about cruisers. We still don't.
You posted some sarcastic remarks about cruisers and how slow they are, people have responded with why they like them and examples of people riding them fast. Who exactly do you think has missed the point?
I gave him points for making it challenging. If he said he'd been passed by a recumbent, then it would have been obvious he was just trolling us.
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Old 07-21-21, 11:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Reflector Guy
I gave him points for making it challenging. If he said he'd been passed by a recumbent, then it would have been obvious he was just trolling us.

You don't expect the bent riders to take that remark lying down, do you?


Sorry, I need to make that joke at least once a month, it's a rider in my personal TOS.
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Old 07-21-21, 02:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Velikus
I was moving so slowly I could hear rocks eroding.
I'm adding this to my repertoire. Thanks.
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