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Old 03-09-15, 04:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Mumonkan
sup micropenis.

what the **** is that on the roof? more chrome flames?
god damn chromed doves or some **** lining the roof. The spare also has those chromed mudflap girls. Person seems to be local, maybe one day I can follow him home just to see wtf his house looks like.
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Originally Posted by hairnet
god damn chromed doves or some **** lining the roof. The spare also has those chromed mudflap girls. Person seems to be local, maybe one day I can follow him home just to see wtf his house looks like.
im betting 50/50 split on a crackhouse or an equally gaudy mansion with 20 foot solid wood doors and stained glass in the front, and a slew of other cars in his loop around paver stone driveway
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Originally Posted by Mumonkan
im betting 50/50 split on a crackhouse
That photo was taken in the hood, so this is a possibility.
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the ****?
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Originally Posted by hairnet
god damn chromed doves or some **** lining the roof. The spare also has those chromed mudflap girls. Person seems to be local, maybe one day I can follow him home just to see wtf his house looks like.

Bet it's a piratas' truck....
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That's Guy Fiere's truck.
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Old 03-10-15, 10:57 PM
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That's Guy Fiere's truck.
I google searched Guy Fiere Hummer and it came up!!

It's almost like Hummer put out a Guy Fieri edition. - 9GAG
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Old 03-10-15, 11:09 PM
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Whoa!
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lmao at the cat statue on a trailer hitch! didnt catch that before baahahahaha
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Old 03-11-15, 06:22 AM
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cat?? look again

it's a nice statue by the way
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Old 03-11-15, 06:27 AM
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cat, dog, panda whatever the ****
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This guy is pretty awesome as well.
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He's invisible!
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Originally Posted by SpeshulEd
His dick is invisible!
ftfy
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Old 03-11-15, 07:56 AM
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Originally Posted by Mumonkan
ftfy
lol, he's looking for it in all that chrome.
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Why is there a light bar behind another light bar? Oof...my head hurts.
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Originally Posted by Cynikal
Took me a minute or two to see it.
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Originally Posted by Cynikal
Why is there a light bar behind another light bar? Oof...my head hurts.
He's afraid people won't be able to see the front one from behind when it's dark out.
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Originally Posted by Cynikal
Why is there a light bar behind another light bar? Oof...my head hurts.
Okay, I'll say it...

"Yo dawg, I heard you like light bars..."
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Old 03-12-15, 06:33 PM
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Originally Posted by hairnet
I google searched Guy Fiere Hummer and it came up!!

It's almost like Hummer put out a Guy Fieri edition. - 9GAG
Thats hilarious. I was just BSing.
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Originally Posted by Cynikal
So the idea is that you're supposed to be doggystyling your bike? ::Removes seat post and grabs tube of grease::

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