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Old 06-30-20, 08:40 PM
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...everyone tells him that shop steward is a very important position. They do it in high pitched, squeaky sounding voices.
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Old 06-30-20, 10:41 PM
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It's all fun and games until he sends out the flying monkeys.
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Old 07-01-20, 03:49 AM
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If he only had a brain...
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Old 07-01-20, 05:48 AM
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That's what everyone says about you. And pants, they wish you had pants and a brain
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His fur is the source of skijor 's high grade cooties. Unaware of their value, he gives them away for free.
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In his mom's basement, he alone celebrates his 3rd grade class reunions.
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Old 07-01-20, 08:24 AM
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Got in heated discussion with wife over problem flatulence.
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Had same discussion with his wife, but about who was going to scrape and repaint the burnt paint on the bathroom walls.
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Old 07-01-20, 08:56 AM
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...his profile on Grindr says "wishing for pants and looking for love."
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Old 07-01-20, 09:09 AM
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Apparently, has been searching through Grindr.
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Old 07-01-20, 11:38 AM
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...whenever he watches an X-files rerun, that part where it says "The Truth Is Out There" immediately reminds him of his misadventures on Grindr.
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Earned the nickname "Dirty Fonzie" in college for attempting a very unpopular sex move.

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Is too short for the lollipop guild.
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The great disappointment of his life is that his work alongside the Wicked Witch of the West as The Farting Possum got lost on the cutting room floor...
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He was the inspiration for the character of the Cigarette Smoking Man on The X-Files.
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...always asks on those online dating websites if she smokes after sex. Only dates the ones who answer yes. Continues to be disappointed when he looks down there and it turns out to be a lie.
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Was seen fleeing from Castle Anthrax, screaming that it was too perilous.
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Was stripped of his Dead Head groupie status when he was caught in the closet wearing an Anthrax tee shirt.
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...his garage band in the 70's was named "The Ingrate Dead".
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His was the Dreadful Grate.
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Plays in the ironically named group, Roadkill.
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A rusted Whitworth spanner in the toolbox of life.
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"Whitworth !!?!".........sloooowly he turned. Inch by inch, step by step.
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Always turns to his trusted friends "Lefty Lucy" and "Righty Tytee".
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