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Old 05-15-07, 01:12 PM
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Im just amazed that there are "noobs" out there who can accelerate to catch a paceline moving at 30mph and then hang with that group, while still being clueless about basic paceline etiquette.
The whole thread seems like a non-starter to me. If you all are that pinched about your ride, then dont bring in unknown outsiders, period. Problem solved.
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Originally Posted by ovoleg
my post discredits me.

ok

how

I want a logical argument for this

nothing asinine

thank you
Well I think he actually rides with a person who was a Tour de France participant, so you calling it a noob group is hilarious.
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I have not been on this forum in months . . . and I see this dumb thread at the top again. I am going to yell at my PC.
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Originally Posted by indygreg
I have not been on this forum in months . . . and I see this dumb thread at the top again. I am going to yell at my PC.
Yup. Same old BF. I should start a BD thread...
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Originally Posted by ElJamoquio
Yup. Same old BF. I should start a BD thread...

Cool...we've been needing one of those.
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Originally Posted by Ih8lucky13
Well I think he actually rides with a person who was a Tour de France participant, so you calling it a noob group is hilarious.
well he didn't give me a basis for his group so I can only judge from his statements.

If it was a real group that had tdf riders, why would they let utter new people join their paceline? That just doesnt make sense.

I doubt Basso or Lance would let random riders join their training rides. But thats just me. I guess I don't see the logic?
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ovoleg is eternal n00b at life. rofl.
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ovoleg is eternal n00b at life. rofl.
dude you rofl alot, I want to see pictures because I like cute penguins rolling on the ground. I think I would make it my work background and screensaver.

PLS DONT BE MREAN TO ME AND TAKE A PIC

Eternal n00bness is what I live by.
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Ya know Ovoleg, you're a pretty articulate fellow, which is why I'm so mystified that every time you latch on to a thread you start running around barking "NOOB!" in some fashion like a ******** kid in Target who just learned a naughty word is a good way to get attention promptly.
And before you say it: I'm your noobcake baby!
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Old 05-15-07, 02:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Ih8lucky13
Well I think he actually rides with a person who was a Tour de France participant, so you calling it a noob group is hilarious.
FA?
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I'm sick of fred punks with a couple of years under their belt playing guru on this site.

They post threads that showcase some pretty rotten behavior, but because they couple that with some valid statements about etiquette or safety, everyone here attacks anyone who has a problem with it.

I often do a weekly circle too. It usually features members of the Jelly Belly team and other local pros. Discovery team guys have shown up a couple of times. One of them had a funny name... Lance. Speaking of "Tour de France participants" Floyd has shown too.

Basically, this group could lap the OP's entire paceline without breaking a sweat.

No one is a dick. No one yells at noobs. I once saw a new guy about to be lapped swerving crazily around a corner. Nearly caused a giant wreck. People slowed, got around him, and called out (politely) that they were coming... nothing else.

Guess what? The new guy wasn't blind, saw what he almost did, and the next time he was about to be lapped, he moved to the far left. Nobody was rude to him, because they didn't need to be.
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Old 05-15-07, 02:31 PM
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I'd say it's time for a noobie doobie.
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Originally Posted by VT to CA
I'm sick of fred punks with a couple of years under their belt playing guru on this site.

They post threads that showcase some pretty rotten behavior, but because they couple that with some valid statements about etiquette or safety, everyone here attacks anyone who has a problem with it.

I often do a weekly circle too. It usually features members of the Jelly Belly team and other local pros. Discovery team guys have shown up a couple of times. One of them had a funny name... Lance. Speaking of "Tour de France participants" Floyd has shown too.

Basically, this group could lap the OP's entire paceline without breaking a sweat.

No one is a dick. No one yells at noobs. I once saw a new guy about to be lapped swerving crazily around a corner. Nearly caused a giant wreck. People slowed, got around him, and called out (politely) that they were coming... nothing else.

Guess what? The new guy wasn't blind, saw what he almost did, and the next time he was about to be lapped, he moved to the far left. Nobody was rude to him, because they didn't need to be.
you don't get it.
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Old 05-15-07, 02:34 PM
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Originally Posted by VT to CA
I'm sick of fred punks with a couple of years under their belt playing guru on this site.
Hmmm - I could be wrong, but I believe that ES was calling races for the guys that were inspirations for the kids you mentioned you ride with.
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Old 05-15-07, 02:45 PM
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Originally Posted by botto
you don't get it.
What's not to get?

Here's what I "got"... I'm a noob too, in that I've recently moved into a phase of my cycling career that had me feeling pretty good about myself... when I saw that new guy almost cause a wreck, my first arrogant thought was to say something rude, or shout, or whatever.

Before I could open my mouth, I was instantly humbled by the gentle words coming from the rider to my left... an Olympian (among other things) and a guy who's won more events than I've entered...

What I "got" was that respect is one of the most powerful tools in cycling, as it is in life.

Maybe the OP has more years and experience under his belt than I gave him credit for. But if he hasn't learned this basic fact in all that time...

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Originally Posted by VT to CA
What's not to get?

Here's what I "got"... I'm a noob too, in that I've recently moved into a phase of my cycling career that had me feeling pretty good about myself... when I saw that new guy almost cause a wreck, my first arrogant thought was to say something rude, or shout, or whatever.

Before I could open my mouth, I was instantly humbled by the gentle words coming from the rider to my left... an Olympian (among other things) and a guy who's won more events than I've entered...

What's I "got" was that respect is one of the most powerful tools in cycling, as it is in life.
1. read psimet's post.

2. work on developing a sense of humor, along with a healthy set of lungs and legs. it goes a long way.
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Originally Posted by botto
1. read psimet's post.

2. work on developing a sense of humor, along with a healthy set of lungs and legs. it goes a long way.
Think for a second about my posts. I'm talking about pros at the top of their game. I'm talking about former old-dog pros who've seen and done it all, old enough to be my grandpa.

It doesn't get anymore real than that. Whoever the OP is, these guys trump that a million times over. And the overwhelming attitude from this group is one of mellowness and respect for all.

If you read some of my other posts (most recently in "Why do you people here ride/own carbon fibre bikes?") you know I have a sense of humor. I just don't find screaming at confused noobs to be especially funny.
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Originally Posted by VT to CA
Think for a second about my posts. I'm talking about pros at the top of their game. I'm talking about former old-dog pros who've seen and done it all, old enough to be my grandpa.

It doesn't get anymore real than that. Whoever the OP is, these guys trump that a million times over. And the overwhelming attitude from this group is one of mellowness and respect for all.

If you read some of my other posts ("Why do you people here ride/own carbon fibre bikes?" most recently) you know I have a sense of humor. I just don't find screaming at confused noobs to be especially funny.
sorry, i do my best to avoid opening up threads created by trolls likes of the person who started the carbon bikes thread, or the ignorant to everything apart from doping troll with the hinault avatar.
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Botto, I'm with you on that. but I just perused his response to that crap thread and it was priceless. Well worth it IMHO.
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LOL CastIron, Actually I try to voice a decent opinion on threads that I haven't seen before in the past. There are so many people on these forums that post the exact same topic or issue OVER AND OVER again until they beat the horse to the afterlife and then resurrect it the next week and go at it again.
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Originally Posted by VT to CA
Think for a second about my posts. I'm talking about pros at the top of their game. I'm talking about former old-dog pros who've seen and done it all, old enough to be my grandpa.

It doesn't get anymore real than that. Whoever the OP is, these guys trump that a million times over. And the overwhelming attitude from this group is one of mellowness and respect for all.

If you read some of my other posts (most recently in "Why do you people here ride/own carbon fibre bikes?") you know I have a sense of humor. I just don't find screaming at confused noobs to be especially funny.

I like your style...it reminds me of the that joke

botto keeps it "real" for the most part or at least real interesting...[botto where is the monkey pic?]
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None of the other rules matter to me at all. I was disqualified when he mentioned the number 30.
Are there any 15mph pacelines about?
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Originally Posted by ggg300
I like your style...it reminds me of the that joke

botto keeps it "real" for the most part or at least real interesting...[botto where is the monkey pic?]
What are you, trying to get him banned again?
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i feel dirty...almost like a fell for a bad joke. my mouth hurts. ow. who put that hook in there?
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