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02-25-15, 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by prooftheory

I feel there is a pun in here somewhere. I can't figure it out.

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02-25-15, 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by seau grateau

Nazi bike very jackass.

It would make for a good training exercise for Jewish snipers.

02-25-15, 03:55 PM

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Maybe he is a fan of Hindu or Buddhist symbols.

like this guy:

02-25-15, 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by seau grateau

Nazi bike very jackass.

How can you tell it's a "nazi bike"? Just looks like a swastika bike to me.

02-25-15, 04:07 PM

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How can you tell it's a "nazi bike"? Just looks like a swastika bike to me.

It all depends on which side of the bike you are standing.

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02-25-15, 04:09 PM

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You guys are right, Germans could engineer something way better than that.

02-25-15, 04:17 PM

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You guys are right, Germans could engineer something way better than that.

02-25-15, 04:59 PM

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It's so uncomfortable he stopped sitting on the saddle. "Mein balls! I can't ride any fuhrer!"

02-25-15, 05:29 PM

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Originally Posted by 50voltphantom

I feel there is a pun in here somewhere. I can't figure it out.

Tried flat resistant tires? Gone tubeless and just ended up with a bunch of goo? Introducing the Final Solution to punctures by Nazi Cycling. Our fine German engineering has produced the strongest, most puncture resistant and whitest tire and wheelset combo available. Order yours today!

This message was brought to you by Nazi Cycling: "Master the Race!"

02-25-15, 06:02 PM

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Originally Posted by SquidPuppet

It would make for a good training exercise for Jewish snipers.

Where do I sign up?

02-25-15, 06:34 PM

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Originally Posted by cDiff Notorious

It's so uncomfortable he stopped sitting on the saddle. "Mein balls! I can't ride any fuhrer!"

02-25-15, 06:53 PM

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Originally Posted by cDiff Notorious

It's so uncomfortable he stopped sitting on the saddle. "Mein balls! I can't ride any fuhrer!"

02-25-15, 07:37 PM

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And all the variations on the theme: HERCULES CYCLES (2) - Supreme Cycle Company

02-25-15, 07:59 PM

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Good lord

02-26-15, 12:53 AM

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Originally Posted by cDiff Notorious

It's so uncomfortable he stopped sitting on the saddle. "Mein balls! I can't ride any fuhrer!"

Thanks for that laugh.

02-26-15, 06:50 AM

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Originally Posted by JeremyLC

And all the variations on the theme: HERCULES CYCLES (2) - Supreme Cycle Company

Goddamn. What a busy looking bike. It's like a Puerto Rican guy's Honda Civic, after a trip to the auto parts store and dropping $100 on stuff to stick on the car, none of which make it go faster or run better, totally ignoring the broken exhaust/muffler hanging on with a clothes hanger....

02-26-15, 06:59 AM

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Originally Posted by t x

tried flat resistant tires? Gone tubeless and just ended up with a bunch of goo? Introducing the final solution to punctures by nazi cycling. Our fine german engineering has produced the strongest, most puncture resistant and whitest tire and wheelset combo available. Order yours today!

This message was brought to you by nazi cycling: "master the race!"

lmfao

02-26-15, 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted by JeremyLC

And all the variations on the theme: HERCULES CYCLES (2) - Supreme Cycle Company

Theme? What theme?

02-26-15, 01:06 PM

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And all the variations on the theme: HERCULES CYCLES (2) - Supreme Cycle Company

I found the manufacturer's page for that one (That price is about $114): Buy Hercules MTB ATOM D360 boys bicycle online in India ? Hercules Bicycles

02-28-15, 10:59 PM

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More Pacific NW madness:

Volume Cutter Fixed Gear Bike 53cm
"If you hate the rims, which is understandable, nothing a can of spray paint couldn't fix."

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02-28-15, 11:02 PM

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Custom Schwinn Lowrider Bike Frame
"It has a cruiser front with a bmx rear custom welded together. It is very low, and long (chopper style) but I would suggest continuing pimping this thing out."

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02-28-15, 11:28 PM

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02-28-15, 11:54 PM

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Volume Cutter Fixed Gear Bike 53cm
"If you hate the rims, which is understandable, nothing a can of spray paint couldn't fix."

On a black or white bike, those wheels might not look that bad. I don't hate them, I don't love them by any means, but I don't hate them. Would try them out on a white bike.

03-01-15, 11:18 AM

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Volume Cutter Fixed Gear Bike 53cm
"If you hate the rims, which is understandable, nothing a can of spray paint couldn't fix."

Ska bike, son! Put some Specials stickers on there and be set for life! Why be the Man with No Name working for the Rat Race when you could be a Three Minute Hero riding through the Concrete Jungle on this bad boy. (for clarification Three Minute Hero is a Selecter song)