Mojo31

I'm now YouTube famous. Had a trial in a small case with my drag racing client that the court live fed to the Tube. He ordered a tripod dyno for his business and the seller never delivered.


Can't wait for the advertiser/sponsor money to roll in!

Mojo31

I use a 2 gallon can, but never fill that up. I can mow my yard 7 or 8 times on less than 2 gallons.

ksryder

Too bad you got overshadowed by the clip going around yesterday showing the judge chewing out a defendant for logging in as Buttf**** 3000. https://flipboard.com/article/your-n...2Fdailydot.com

We had a funny, if less-outlandish clip sent to us by one of the district judges in my state-- a young defendant who logged in his room that was very dark and looked like it had black light posters and such all over. The judge asked him "where are you?" and the defendant said "I'm right here." The prosecutor and probation officer and defense attorney all struggled, and failed, to keep from laughing.

When the judge explained that it looked like the defendant was at a night club, the defendant said "oh I'm in my gaming room." The judge just kind of sighed and moved on with business.

LAJ

That would be called: Doing it right.

rjones28 

My mower has a 3 gallon tank. I don't know exactly how many lawns that is.

rjones28 

Speaking of...

... it's time to mow a couple of lawns.

LAJ

My mower has an 80 volt battery. Obviously, I was not thinking ahead to the fact that fossil fuel is now in even more jeopardy than anticipated. No gas=No mowing=More naps.

Dangit he says.

seedsbelize 

There is no story there. Only the announcement of a story. Prolly have to subscribe to something.

Velo Vol 

Flocks of grackles spotted migrating south for warmth. Sad.

seedsbelize 

The judge has a Jesus halo.

Velo Vol 

Or hit the play button.

Velo Vol 

Already got 64 views. Too bad you're not getting a cut from YouTube. How much was the dyno?

Velo Vol 

You said it just snowed there.

LesterOfPuppets

Woah, look who's off the IR.

LesterOfPuppets

I know! I was disappointed he moved his head around so much in the video, as I'd hoped he'd be Jesusing his way all the way through the proceedings.

Velo Vol 

Six weeks of mouse drug (not counting the infusion cost). SMH.

seedsbelize 

I didn't see one of those. I was on my barely functional Chromebook. Trying to save my eyes, at the expense of my patience.

Mojo31

$60k

I think most of those views are my kids, wife and a friend of mine.

Velo Vol 

I don't even know what that is.

tl;dw is opposing counsel going to get $14,000 for whatever it is they are suing for?

Mojo31

I represented the plaintiff.

Dynos measure a car's horsepower and torque.

LAJ

You bolt the axles directly to the measuring unit as opposed to just running on rollers. No wheel slip, and it allows much higher horsepower and torque measurements, along with far better track/racing simulation.

Velo Vol 

I skipped to near the end and saw the guy asking for 40+ hours in fees.

Mojo31

In this situation, the winner may get to recover their fees.

rjones28 

Our grackles seem happy here.

rjones28 

So, it did. Saturday morning. The grass is still growing.