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Old 07-07-21, 06:11 AM
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Out beyond the breakers, sitting on his board alongside Thook, and 3alarmer, and asks,
"Hey man, what's worst: ignorance or indifference?"
Thook answers, "I really don't know."
3alarmer answers, "I really don't care."
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Old 07-07-21, 06:42 AM
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...inventor of the late night TV, two for one special, he always closes his lies with, "But wait, there's more !"
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Old 07-07-21, 08:14 AM
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His three best friends and roommates died in a freak gasoline fight accident.
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Old 07-07-21, 01:28 PM
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he smokes....on occasion
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Old 07-07-21, 02:31 PM
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foooo are you!! foo foo, foo foo.....yeah, who the foo are you???
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Old 07-07-21, 02:56 PM
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...but wait, there's more !
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Old 07-07-21, 03:18 PM
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...he shouts as the lady he picked up at the local dive walks out the door
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Old 07-07-21, 05:39 PM
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Flaunts his metric corkscrew.
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Old 07-07-21, 05:42 PM
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has the only metric clock in existence. his timing is impeccable. at least, to him
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Old 07-07-21, 08:37 PM
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Sent 3alarmer this birthday card for 3a's 109th birthday. Thoughtful is our thookie. Everybody else was either apathetic or just didn't care.

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Old 07-07-21, 08:59 PM
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sent 3alarmer all of his penthouse magazine covers from the last five years. and, no....that's not a stack of popular mechanics mag's in his man cave
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Old 07-07-21, 10:50 PM
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fuh foo foo foo, fuh fah fah fah, that's all want to say to you...
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Old 07-09-21, 05:32 AM
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Stores his left-over flatulence in ziploc bags for those rare days when he has farter's block.
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His gimp suit ball gag looks suspiciously like a Kong.
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Old 07-09-21, 03:05 PM
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Is the only one allowed to touch Ahsposo's Kong-Ball Gimpsuit, because he usually refills the ball gag with cheese sticks and pretzels.
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Old 07-09-21, 08:08 PM
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went to the sex shop and asked for a chimp suit. the guy behind the counter said,"are you sure you don't mean "gimp" suit?". higgins said,"oh, no ...i'm a swinger"

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He can be really annoying; like last night - dancing around half dressed singing "I'm too thexy for my panth, too thexy for my panth!" over and over.
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Old 07-10-21, 04:10 PM
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he thust thoesn'th like lthisps. can'th pleathse everyoneth
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Old 07-11-21, 06:35 AM
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Now he's just being thilly, I wuv hearing a lithp.
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Old 07-11-21, 02:56 PM
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...when ridding his vegetable garden of pests, he is often heard muttering, " Dad dwatted wabbit ! It'th wabbit theathon today you wathcal."
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Congratulations are in order! Our very own 3a was elected Big Fat Liar of The International Brotherhood of Swindlers, Prevaricators and Slanderers Local 359...
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Was responsible for the spark of Mike Lindell's pillow inspiration. Back in the day, he stayed in a crack house with Mike Lindell. They smoked so much crack, they ran the dealer dry, and after 19 straight days of being awake, they finally got some shuteye. They trouble began when there was only one pillow, so Ahsposo and Lindell fought over it. During a tug of war with the pillow, it tore in half, giving Mike the idea of stuffing pillows with little pieces of foam, and the rest is history. Ever since then, Ahsposo has been Mike Lindell's muse.
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Claims to have grown up in a home that was so poor they couldn't afford The Big Lie or even an ordinary Whopper, they had to make do with little measly half-truths and evasions.
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...he's two rocks short of a full box.
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Even with the installation of his very own Wonkavator, he still cannot exceed ahsposo's over the top performances as Leisure World.
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