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Old 07-20-21, 09:47 PM
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Old 07-20-21, 10:15 PM
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...the original inspiration for "Pancho and Lefty", he continues to this day, living on the road in cheap hotels, keeping free and clean. Someone has to do it.
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Old 07-21-21, 04:20 AM
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Lies to Alexa about his affair with Siri.
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Old 07-21-21, 04:55 AM
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Tells Siri that Alexa "doesn't understand me". Well, I have news for him, nobody understands him.
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Old 07-21-21, 12:20 PM
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Always talks to Siri with a mouthful of crackers. It's a security measure. Cuz Pepperidge Farms remembers [passwords].
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Old 07-21-21, 02:22 PM
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Well, I have news for him, nobody understands him.
Not a lie. Penalty Box for you!

By the way, I have it on good authority that Skijor's wife kicked him out of bed for eating crackers.
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Old 07-21-21, 02:34 PM
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has a poster of barbara mandrell on his ceiling. and, crackers in bed is his favorite song. well.....that and

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Old 07-21-21, 07:10 PM
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Still has a shrine to Mama Cass in his bedroom, and whenever he decides to memorialize her, " More bounce to the ounce" is playing softly in the background.
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Old 07-21-21, 09:22 PM
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harold and maude is his go to movie for those date nights alone. "mmmmaude!!"...he says. "if only....<<sigh>>"
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Old 07-22-21, 03:48 PM
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...he's got his glad rags on, and he's gonna rock around the clock tonight. He's gonna rock, rock, rock 'til broad daylight. Leisure World, Winslow is like that.
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Old 07-22-21, 04:31 PM
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Has a tattoo of Leisure Suit Larry on his left butt-cheek.
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His audition for Lie'nado went well.
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...can sing the entirety of "I am the Very Model of a Modern Major General" from memory. And will do so at the drop of a hat.
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Old 07-22-21, 11:01 PM
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will strip for a fiver and a taco dinner
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Old 07-23-21, 03:37 AM
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Will do it for free.
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Old 07-23-21, 06:32 AM
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His poor knowledge of Greek mythology has always been his Achilles’ elbow.
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Old 07-23-21, 07:36 AM
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...prone to numerous slanders and the occasional, outright, libelous smear, he's a notorious heel.
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Old 07-23-21, 09:19 AM
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...he is so fascinated by celebrity gossip, that he thinks the "Judgement of Paris" is about Paris Hilton's entry in the Guinness Book of Records as the world's most overexposed celebrity.
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Has resorted to gimmicky nitro-lying....like a certain Irish stout which falls flat after a couple minutes.
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...routinely falls flat after a couple of minutes. Meanwhile, he continues to focus his power as a social influencer on the ridiculous notion that everyone should wear pants.
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Old 07-24-21, 08:45 AM
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He's a space cowboy.
(Bet you weren't ready for that)
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Some people call him The Gangster of Love. Some people call him Maurice. 'Cause he speaks of the pompatus of love.
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Old 07-24-21, 11:43 AM
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...since he stopped wearing pants, he is hard pressed to show off his collection of very large, cowboy belt buckles, with a variety of rodeo themes displayed on their faces. It's gotten so bad that friends are whispering (behind his back), that he is all hat and no spaceship.
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His grass skirt and ukulele are right at home in Walmart.
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It was an itsy bitsy teeno weeno yellow polka dot Speedo that he wore for the first time today.
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