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Old 07-24-21, 08:15 PM
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he wear suspenders with a jock strap. he calls it his dual support system. hey!! gotta support your support!!

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He fashioned a loin cloth made from discarded Chipotle tortillas and calls himself Taco Tarzan on his cam show
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Old 07-24-21, 09:11 PM
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he barbecued some seitan and called his christian friends over for dinner. he said,"look!! i cooked satan!!".
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...banned recently from the neighborhood Southern Baptist church because he broke out singing "Where is the Love ?" at choir practice. He might have pulled it off with a partner, but he tried to sing both Donny Hathaway's and Roberta Flack's parts simultaneously. Which anyone, who has ever done this song at Tuesday karaoke night can tell you, is just not done.
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Was kicked out of the local Latter Day Saints Temple choir , not so much for his rendition of James Brown's " I Feel Good!" , but the constant Michael Jackson crotch grabs sealed the deal.
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Old 07-25-21, 08:51 AM
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...he really wants to open the "Armpit Infection" thread, but he's afraid he might catch something that is drug resistant.
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Old 07-25-21, 10:26 PM
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he's drug tolerant.....highly tolerant. when he's had enough, he can play jimi hendrix's star spangled banner with armpit farts.
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Old 07-26-21, 05:20 AM
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ahsposo's wife awoke early this morning to find ahsposo at the computer intently reading over and replying on the lies thread. "what on earth are doing up so early!! you have to go to work soon!". he responded gleefully,"oh...just getting warmed up for the day! "
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Old 07-26-21, 09:30 AM
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...he self identifies as ahsposo
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After a few months, his sneakers go to elven.
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he would've said "eleven", but his keyboard don't go to that
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J.Higgins woke up this morning and, to his incredible surprise, found his wife looking curiously at the lies thread on his computer. higgins said,'hey!! what do you think you're doing? that's kinda private, you know?". his wife said,"sorry. i didn't realize you were such a liar, though". higgins proudly remarked,"yeah...<<sigh>> i'm good".
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fake fake fake! fake fake fake! fake yo' footy! fake yo footy!!
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...he has that rare combination of a borderline personality, compounded by multiple personality disorder. His psychiatrist likes to refer to him, when joking with professional colleagues, as a "walking sock puppet."
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He's a wanna-be sex puppet...
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thinks miss piggy is sexy
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Missed the memo that read read: Once you go swine, you know it's divine...
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Old 07-26-21, 07:23 PM
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filmed a short porcine pRon film down at the farm...."bonkin the bacon". and, for a real sizzlin' sequel..."pokin' the pork"
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...he has a valuable collection of early Miss Piggy cheesecake photos, that she did to earn a little money before she became a big star.

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Can mime his way out of any traffic ticket.
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he gave up being a mime after six months. he felt the box it put him was too limiting. now he cleans windows
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Is still unsure why his telephone answering service quickly went bust, even though he spent many years as Marcel Marceau's understudy.
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This thread is the most fun he's had with his pants on.
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