chefxian

While I was out riding today. I saw a guy with an Addict with training wheels and I asked " Where did you get the
training wheels"? and he said "Off my Cervelo".

mzeffex 

So I heard that Philly cream cheese is based in Chester - truth?

patentcad

BMC's are worse.

On the other hand it is by far the best climbing bike I've ridden. I like climbing kid. Jury is out. In the end if I don't like it that much I'll buy a one year old frame on eBay for $1400 and sell this one for $1200. It's not that hard.

But I think this bike is growing on me. You are not.

Velo Vol 

slothlike wins!!

Don't forget your prize on the way out.

cia dog

I didn't realize anything could shock you...now I'm shocked!

patentcad

Is there a kgb cat?

cia dog

You need to gain either 40 pounds in your butt or buy one of these: https://s1.hubimg.com/u/2407868_f520.jpg No wait, not that kind of seat but this one: https://media.bontrager.com/images/pr...07bo276068.jpg

Ok, tell me which seat you prefer.

cia dog

Yes there was and she was quite lovely, in fact she's pictured in the post above displaying a sign you can't read from the back but it's pointed towards the bobby that reads simply "meow"; that's how the kgb would get the cia to give them information.

patentcad

I can tolerate a little butt vibration for a 16 lb bike (with clinchers and cheap components even) that climbs, accelerates and handles like this one. The bike has some very strong points. If I wanted a Fredilicious bicycle I would have bought a Cervelo RS or a Scott CR-1 (which has been Fredded Down since the intro of the Addict line).

The Cervelo is a better all around bike, but it doesn't quite climb like this one.

patentcad

Just STFU and buy a racing bike that doesn't have its head stuck up some friggin c. 1978 bunghole will you?

cia dog

English please? The moderators have said not to use text messaging shorthand. You could try using more literal term for bunghole like, ******* anus ass butthole butt ******** bung rectum **** chocolate starfish beavis anal sphincter cornholio balloon knot brown eye poop. Something along those lines.

patentcad

Don't worry about the mods. Just follow your Pcad Marching Orders. Be a good soldier.

cia dog

I'm sure after I posted a bunch of Synonyms for bunghole I'll get marching orders.

patentcad

The politically correct term is gaynyms.

cia dog

Actually I used the wrong word, their synonyms not homonyms.

patentcad

'They're', not 'their'.

God help me, everybody on this site is a grammar moron.

I feel like an English teacher in Dumbass County.

patentcad

This thread is going straight to post 1300, and nobody can stop it.

patentcad

Isn't this where Gomer lives?

cia dog

They're not where their at, it's there where they're at. I didn't know you lived in Dumbass county, is the bass fishing great there? And my grammar is in the kitchin bakin cookes, she ain't no moron.

patentcad

Superb outing on the Addict today, fast Road Nazi ride. The bike really felt good on the rivet, felt even better climbing, position really felt perfect. I'm dialed in on that bike. It's a keeper. Very pleased with today's ride.

Where's that pinhead Fred slothy now?

banerjek

Fify. "County" implies a small area that represents only a tiny part of the whole.

kimconyc

Those Dura-Ace wheels are pretty sweet btw.

They didn't make the best first impression but now that they are starting to break in, they offer such a sweet ride.

FreddyV

I'm allowed to be a grammar moron when writing in English. I'm Dutch.
Though my English is a lot better than some Americans on these boards.

Japhy

I have to say, this is very surprising and Fred of you, especially with you singing the praises of the Cervelo and all.

Terex

Ditto my ride on my R3. Beautiful blue skies, 50 mi., 2500' ascent, 19 mph avg. Feels good to sit down with my feet up.