Give me a one line response.
03-20-08, 07:44 PM
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break-beats
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Passive-aggresively smile and say (almost like you were talking to a child whose feelings you were trying to spare) "No, man, don't feel bad - that was really funny. Really great. Keep working - it's getting better. You're almost there!"
03-21-08, 10:46 AM
#128
Sheik Yerbouti
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At this point,however, I would keep going..."it was renamed the Tour de France to avoid embarrassing people by referring to them as homeless. Rich benefactors give bikes to homeless people from around the world, and they get a chance to compete to earn money to get out of their homeless plight. Have you ever heard of Lance Armstrong? Probably the most famous homeless person ever!"
And if he's still standing there at this point, feel free to embellish and keep stringing him along until he figures it out. Let his stupidity really sink in.
03-21-08, 05:12 PM
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say ==="would you prefer me to park my bike up your ass everyday"
03-21-08, 06:33 PM
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With a serious face...
"That thing, of course not...don't you know everyone gets one after they're hired,... you mean they haven't given you one yet? You need to go to 'fill in manager's name several levels higher up' and bug them for yours....otherwise you'll get screwed"
"That thing, of course not...don't you know everyone gets one after they're hired,... you mean they haven't given you one yet? You need to go to 'fill in manager's name several levels higher up' and bug them for yours....otherwise you'll get screwed"
03-21-08, 07:04 PM
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Sumanitu taka owaci
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(Beware the employee that talks too much, chances are they're supposed to be doing something else...)
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Last edited by LittleBigMan; 03-21-08 at 07:16 PM.
